california rent

Living at somebody's house for an extended period of time and, instead of chipping in cash for rent, paying one's way with drugs, usually marijuana.

"Dude, how long has Fretz been crashing on your couch? He doesn't even have a job." "It's cool, he's paying California rent."

by QBang December 20, 2016

California perfection

Used to describe a hot girl's rack or ass. Can also be used to compliment a girl's good looks in a sexual manner.

"Man, kylie's ass be looking fine!"
"Yea she got that California perfection!"

by the dicky-tionary January 25, 2018

california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it

I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious

by Weezy1800 February 26, 2018

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel February 14, 2016

California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn February 29, 2012

california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 11, 2021

California Style

A male giving oral sex to another male wearing a backwards ball cap, a shirt, no pants or underwear while using their shoes as knee pads

Bryan gave Doug head in the backroom California Style.

by Bigjoe0984 August 30, 2020