Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do

Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded

by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011

California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

California perfection

Used to describe a hot girl's rack or ass. Can also be used to compliment a girl's good looks in a sexual manner.

"Man, kylie's ass be looking fine!"
"Yea she got that California perfection!"

by the dicky-tionary January 25, 2018

california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017

California pickup

A convertible with the top down and loaded with goods, generally tall or bulky objects that will not fit in a closed vehicle.

"That privacy screen is too large to fit in my Crown Vic."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."

by broogle March 22, 2009

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel September 15, 2016