Jailhouse Burrito 

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.

Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?

Jailhouse Burrito by Rebbelins01 July 3, 2020

Eskimo Burrito 

If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.

Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.

Eskimo Burrito by Tig Old Bitties March 13, 2010

flying burrito 

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.

Let's do some flying burritos.

flying burrito by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 16, 2007

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito 

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

Brown Burrito  

its when ya work at taco bell and your ex girlfirend comes in and orders a bean burrito instead of beans you pull down ya pants and fill it with ya moms chilli form the first of the week

you should of seen her face when she had ""BEANS"" all over her face sick bitch other wise know as a brown burrito

Brown Burrito by JW 27 January 30, 2009

Gouche burrito 

An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.

Mike: hey what did you do on the weekend?
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*

Gouche burrito by justin854 April 9, 2007

ghost burrito 

The fuck do you think you stupid fucking ass. Use your imagination

land000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 u must target the crossing point of the river of gamelan with the legion of Genghis Kahn in accordance with the ghost burrito code of conduct in order to free the binding spells cast upon all of necromanciaaaaaaaaaaa

ghost burrito by sleek|lander April 3, 2005