He is a good guy who only tries to flirt with young ladies, he is normally a barman, who is attracted by a girl called Marta. He likes motorbikes and soending his money in stuoid things.
Andres
by Thepussybreaker November 22, 2021
Get the Andres mug.Pronounced (and-rez) He is a wonderful boy usually blond. He's funny and is very easy to make him laugh. He was bullied over the years and is used to people forgetting him. He doesn't have many friend's because he is a tech wiz. I swear if you ever meet and Andres he'll change your life forever. Don't ever leave him behind.
He's also my best friend <3
He's also my best friend <3
Boy: Hey is that andres?
Girl 1: *Snicker* Yeah he's a total geek
Girl 2: You don't understand. When you get to know him, he's amazing!
Girl 1: *Snicker* Yeah he's a total geek
Girl 2: You don't understand. When you get to know him, he's amazing!
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Get the Andres mug.(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
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"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
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You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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