Air Cover

The noise a hand dyer makes to disguise the fact that you're having a huge dump

Man! I was sat there for ages waiting for some air cover!

by p0peye_white September 13, 2009

air apparent

When seated on the throne, the gas expelled from the backside immediately before the Great Brown King visits the Royal pool.

I was taking a Nixon this morning and I swear the air apparent lasted ten full seconds.

by Pete Staves June 22, 2006

off the air

an interjection used when someone says something they should not. Anything unfunny, embarassing, or ignorant that renders the speaker particularly deserving of silence.

- Hey did you guys get a chance to read about fashion week in Glamour yet? I love the evening wear on page 47. Here I'll show you. Anybody got a copy?
- ...That's off the air.

- Hey, you comin out wit us Friday?
- Nah. Sorry guys. I think I'm going to stay home and read the Bible this weekend. First John has really got me on the edge of my seat. Thanks though.
- WHAT??? Off the air.

by WKIII November 21, 2006

air-browed

under the influence of alcohol and/or marijuana (e.g. stoned, drunk or clarted)

tom "easy now beanfuck whatabean with your bean"
tony "jus tufted a couple of zoots, and had a bottle of vodka i'm air-browed man"

by Tom and Tony October 11, 2005

Air Philippines

Sexy FRESH Filipino with nice kicks. An original member of the notorious sneaker squad 'Happy Feet'
When one sees AIR Philippines and they feel relaxed and chill just beacuse of the presence AIR Philippines gives off. Ladies love the freshness, dudes try ta imitate.

Kelsey would really like to get with some Air Philippines right about now.

air philippines is life.

DAMN! THAT DUDE AIR PHILIPPINES IS SOO FRESH HE MAKE MR. CLEAN LOOK FILTHY.

by AIR PHILIPPINES January 23, 2008

Janet Air

noun: refers to the airplanes that fly between McCarren International airport in Las Vegas to Area 51. The acronym Janet stands for "just another non-existent terminal". The planes that ferry the people that work there are white with red stripes and have no apparent number markings and no other markings besides those red stripes on white.

Oh cool! It's Janet Air...I wonder why I can see it up so close....

by Crazybmws August 13, 2010

Air Dump

One's act of crouching from a standing position and moving up and down, usually while dancing, to simulate shitting in mid air.

"Oh look, that ugly broad is air dumping again"
"Have you taken an air dump today?"

by air dump express December 12, 2012