Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.

I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.

by Jewelstanator November 26, 2022

Wet Wendy

Urinating in the sink of a Wendy's ladies restroom.

Bro i just pulled a wet wendy

by Jay Cunt November 16, 2017

wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans

by New Old Greg November 03, 2010

Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant April 25, 2018

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 05, 2016

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wetting the sugar

n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.

John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.

by dingdingdevo August 02, 2008