ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023

Flag

Get the ten second person mug.

ninety-ten

An individual who speaks BS you feel is 90% shitty and 10% not so shitty in their methods of living life. The 10% of realness though I holds a lot of weight and this is what keeps you drawn to the individual.

"Who Danielle ....she a ninety-ten chick...90% shitty 10% real!"

by skeeterBonsai June 4, 2015

Flag

Get the ninety-ten mug.

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Top Ten Times I Asked mug.

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

Flag

Get the Silas you gotta give me ten bucks mug.

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Flag