by nancipelosisqueef March 8, 2022

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old spanky
Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
by Blokbum June 1, 2021

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

by Talibanmanwithawhitevan November 12, 2019
