Jizz Dam

When receiving fellatio and your partner unintentionally covers your penis hole with their tongue at the moment of ejaculation, causing extreme jizz backup and pain.
Last night I was getting some dome off that new slut in town Suzy and that slore caused a jizz dam of epic proportions.
by Robby Raikes May 05, 2006
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Jizz Lung

Jizz Lung is a serious illness of the lungs resulting from prolonged exposure to aerosol jizz particles. Those afflicted often experience death and pain. Its treatment carries added risks, such as Napkin Lung. Jizz Lung is not communicable.
Gene Wilder was long a silent sufferer of Jizz Lung before succumbing to its fatal embrace in 2001.

I would not hang out at Russell's house if I were you; you might catch Jizz Lung.
by Adonis Whinny Cole August 21, 2006
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jizz for brains

when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.
wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.
by butt man December 05, 2005
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jizz elf

a very small and disturbing creature who enjoys sucking penis and taking it up the ass
brett highland is a huge jizz elf
by jim mcartney January 23, 2007
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jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot
You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!
by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003
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jizz mopper

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
by Gothic Bob May 27, 2003
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jizz biscuit

What your mom eats every morning
by Christy February 12, 2003
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