lesbian bed death

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.

They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.

by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005

wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood

"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"

by manning04 December 15, 2016

Bed lunch

When one consumes large quantities of food prior to falling asleep. The foods are usually high in fats and starches. Individuals who consume bed lunch are usually intoxicated from a night of heavy drinking.

Man this club sucks, let's go have bed lunch

by Chokiecat August 22, 2017

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007

Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

Race Car Bed

A Race Car Bed is the coolest, most radical bed ever. If you have one of these i fw you.

Damn you have a race car bed? you're super cool

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

Paper bed bitch

When you have to cover the whole body to have sex with them then throw the whole bitch away.

Karen is such a paper bed bitch I had to throw the bed away.

by 34goto February 22, 2020