#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

December 1

Ger excited for Christmas bitches

Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳

by E.C xoxox November 20, 2020

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s December 1st

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

bd-1

The wholesome robot in Star Wars:Jedi Fallen Order is a cinnamon roll and a good droid

Man, bd-1 is a good friend

by XWingGriffin June 11, 2020

November 1

The day you treat your tall friends like royalty

Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1

Short friend: of course mi’lord

by ♡ トウしん ♡ October 29, 2020

1 in 9

A term used to describe the misery a LHS stuco student goes through in order to do something "new" every week for 9 weeks.

Did you see Henry's 1 in 9 for this week? He went paint balling for the first time.

by Suicidalsquad March 4, 2017

November 1

It’s NATIONAL smack or kick Brody, or just smack or kick your friend day!

Hey everyone, it’s November 1! Let’s see how many people you smack or kick!!!

by Bannedboo November 1, 2019