Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

Sherking off

When you jerk off to lordy farquad ,shrek , donkey, and Fiona

Broham are you sherking off

by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021

Scamper off

To skedaddle with extravagance and great agility. When scampering off be sure to not get too hasty.

1: Did you see with how much haste Chase scampered off last evening?
2: How does one scamper off with so much agility?

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021

sawn off nose

Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries

The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat

by Cowboy w/ dipper May 16, 2018