I like yo cut g

Yo playing Minecraft! Your friend like: I like yo cut g *slaps your face* And then you like : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whenever you open Minecraft he just rushes to you 10000 km/h and then: I like yo cut g *slaps your face*

So he is annoying.

Friend: *Open Minecraft*
Your mind: It's time for revenge. Big brain time
You: I like yo cut g *slaps friend face*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Some coal with some diamonds February 9, 2022

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021

i just be playing lego gta

Definition 1: bitch i just be playing lego gta i just be causing havock i just be running over pole i just be crashing i just be causing mass panik i just be making people twitch i just be blockng traffic i just be hitting civilian i just be shooting in the streets i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be blowing i just be blowing i just be blowing it just be exploding in my face
Definition 2:0:00
i'll just be playing lego gta my
name is shane and welcome to my youtube
channel
so i'm gonna give you a little backstory
first on how i started playing this
amazing game on how i'm addicted and uh
i don't really have that many hours
okay
so basically when this game came out on
the wii u
i was addicted i was addicted it was
love at first sight it was just love at
first sight i saw this game
and i bought it i played it
beat the story around 30 times on the
wii u
and then
i decided to buy it on the ds and when i
bought it on the ds i was a whole
different ballpark man i could i could
play this game anywhere i can go to
church play this game i can go he just
be he just be blocked me need to be
right okay
i could go anywhere i could be at a
restaurant play like a gta i could be
i could be at dinner play lego gta all
right
Conclusion:better than pussy

"bitch i just be playing lego gta"-ShaneTheGoat1

by ZOA Warrior 69 May 27, 2023

i spy my little eye

You and your friends just say I spy with my little eye and you say a color of a object without telling the object. Then they look and try to guess it

Jonny: I spy my little eye something that is green
Seon: is it grass?

Jonny: yes (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

by Its_avi July 9, 2021

I r sif caek

A complete non-sequiter that means absolutely nothing at all and is usually said at random. It is meant to be considered leetspeak but can be identified as pretty much gibberish.

Loosely translated, it means "I are as if noobcake", which, when grammar is corrected, means "I am as if noobcake", which still makes no sense.

Chris: I r sif caek!

by djskein December 18, 2007

I J and you're on the O

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011