Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.

He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

Sophie Violet White

Amazing person, deserves the world, is better than u xoxo

Sophie Violet White is better than you :)

by editsbysvw August 28, 2022

White Knuckler

When Victor grabs his penis and squeezes too tight, thus, causing his knuckles to turn white.

Victor is a white knuckler masturbater.

by Jokurtil August 6, 2019

pulling a betty white

Celebration of something prematurely, not achieving a goal. Dying before an expected event.

Brian not getting the promotion after he partied that he had was pulling a Betty White

When you celebrate a big milestone before it happens you pull a betty white

by D4Dael August 19, 2022

Sanctimonious White Boomer

SWB - (North America) A white person identifying with the Baby Boomer generation who interjects their opinion in agreement with the majority in order to appear more righteous than they actually are. This often occurs with liberals discussing matters of race.

*Black guy, to gatekeeper*: You’re denying me entrance to the plane because I’m too late? What about all those other people entering?
*Woman behind black guy*: this seems racist.
*Gatekeeper*: It is.
*Sanctimonious White Boomer, commenting online in agreement with the vast majority of the tweeters)*: those of us reading this will not forget this!

by QAnonymoose December 19, 2022