national armpit day

February 28th

Flex your juicy armpit muscles

Why
It's national armpit day

by Bigmoosclez October 14, 2021

National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

National bra pic day

Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it

-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day

by Jammmy John October 14, 2021

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021