National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

National Throw It Back For Lizzie Day

On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.

Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.

by dirtydusse December 9, 2021

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

National send ass and tit pics may 31st

Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.

National send ass and tit pics may 31st fn

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

National Charlie day!

It’s Charlie’s day! A day where it’s Charlie’s special day (not a birthday)

Happy national Charlie day!
Hey it’s Charlie’s day

by deezmomdeez November 16, 2022

National Opps Day

2nd May is celebrated as opps day for all those retards that are OPPs in your own team

Yoo she should be celebrated on national opps day

by Starrrgirl May 1, 2024

National kiss a bull rider day

They have done a lot of dangerous shit and hard work so show them some love

Today is National kiss a bull rider day

by Link2121 October 29, 2019