vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 04, 2023

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.

Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.

by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

snatch off

To masturbate

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off

by Bedaub February 15, 2017

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 08, 2023

chapped off

To be really angry

I'm so chapped off right now

by RealRams February 03, 2016