Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Butt-sucker

A cigarette smoker.

I didn’t know he was a butt-sucker, that’s such a turn off, plus his clothes always smell like disgusting. No butt-suckers allowed.

by TheRealestfromtheRez January 30, 2026

Wisconsin butt chug

The act of swishing the alcohol in ones mouth and spitting it into the recipient’s gaping asshole

Me:Dude trevor gave ashton a wisconsin butt chug last night

You: Dude thats sick, i bet it stank real bad

by DryBeaterActual February 1, 2026

Butt fluff

When a man has a strong desire to have sexual intercourse with his backside

I can’t wait to get a lil butt fluff tonight

by Butt69fluffer February 18, 2026

Butt Fail

Definition:

The accidental act of calling someone because your phone was in your back pocket and your backside did the dialing.

A gloriously literal mistranslation of “butt dial” into German (“Hintern scheitern”) that technically means “butt fail” - which, honestly, isn’t wrong.

Example 1:
“Sorry for the 2 a.m. breathing call. Total butt fail.”

Example 2:
“I didn’t mean to FaceTime my boss from the gym locker room. Major butt fail.”

Origin:
A machine-translation masterpiece. “Butt dial” → “Hintern scheitern” → “butt fail.” Linguistically incorrect. Spiritually accurate.

by buttfail February 28, 2026