Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

Slanted Face

Used to derogatorily describe an autistic, or otherwise mentally handicapped, person.

Oh my god, I'm in my Socials class and this slanted face keeps screaming out loud, it's really pissing me off.

by iandelicisultragay April 19, 2018

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018

be (or get) in someone's face

to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone

I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem

by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018