baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011

cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 25, 2009

sweatshirt baby

A pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy under a sweatshirt until she reaches her third trimester and finally tell her parents.

My cousin had a sweatshirt baby, she did not tell her parents she was pregnant until her ninth month.

by Free Rein December 5, 2013

Baby Nateee

Person 1: Have you watched the latest Baby Nateee video?
Person 2: That 40yr old pedophile virgin? Hell no!

Man that boy Baby Nateee is a lost caused to society.

by Kingofcrazy4454 October 31, 2023

Baby

A small human. Can be eaten as breakfast.

Hey, I just had a baby!
Had or Had?

by APersonWhoObserves March 2, 2021

colbys baby

A puck with tape on it and a thumb tack in the top of it
That was lost or stolen by Emma

Colbys baby was lost

by Scadunk master August 11, 2017

Group baby

Someone who started their career in the special operations community as an enabler and has never left.

That motherfucker is a group baby and has no idea how the rest of the army works.

by TheAceTomato April 18, 2021