Baby Al

n. A girl who's name can be shortened to Al (Allie, Alexandra, Allison, Ali, etc.) she's a girl you take home to your parents. She is blonde, short and has the chest of pre-pubescent middle schooler. She likes songs that she can dance to but also belt out in the car (boys bands and Taylor swift). Baby Al loves animals to the point of obsession. Her favorite color is glitter with pink being a close second. She often "woos" at the bar whilst dancing in circles, typically while holding another baby Al.

Adj. can also be used to describe one of Baby Al's favorite things.

"Saw Baby Al dancing to Grease at the bar last night"

Adj. a teeny bopper song typically popular in the early 2000's comes on the radio to which one would reply "this is such a baby Al song"

by Harrysays January 15, 2015

brewery baby

A baby that is comfortable getting passed around to various people in public and doesn’t yell, scream, or cry, because they know their parents are nearby.

We have a brewery baby, so feel free to hold on to him as long as you like.

by millenialdcdad July 29, 2025

Tongue baby

Someone who likes to eat that cat and can do it well

I'm such a tongue baby

by Natmarie186 August 15, 2021

baby benison

when you have children to complete your life as stated in the Bible.

The baby benison gave to society in a naturally physically form which is only privileged to those that have a fertile spouse and most people’s lives are set to be incomplete.

by Coop Dupe February 13, 2020

baby they

Nonbinary alternative for “baby boy” or “baby girl”

You’re my baby they.

by theasseater1234 February 11, 2024

Baby I’ll do the dishes

This is a fan chant that comes after the lyrics “Loving me’s like doing a chore” during “The Longest Goodbye”

At ROLE MODEL shows when he sings The Longest Goodbye fans respond to a line in the song saying “baby i’ll do the dishes” to show he is loved even if he thinks it’s a chore.

by saintlaurentcowboy June 14, 2025

Baby-other

Non-gender specific, way of referring to your child's, other parent

Co-parenting hasn't been easy, especially with my baby-other fucking my world up, like a drunken godzilla.

by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023