Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

Fuck Face

Jarred

Fuck Face: a person who steals your project that you've worked on for a while.

by Doctor Who S11 E4 October 30, 2018

Fuck Face

When you are fucking an you imagine a different chick.

Hey you want to fuck face me

by 420by420 March 28, 2021

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Ur face

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

Fat faced

Adjective:
Feeling extremely full from over indulging on food.

Mike gobbled the whole entire cheesesteak and now he’s fat faced.

I’m too fat faced for dessert.

by Beanscream July 3, 2024