pull a neon nights

When college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren't going to drink, or, if they do, they'll "just have one shot," but end up getting completely muffed up and having sex with a frat boy and getting an omelet made for them in the morning by said frat boy.

"I'm really sick but I'll still go out with you!!"
"You finna pull a neon nights?"

by UCNEWPS June 29, 2017

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Pulling a Syd

When one is venting and another person tries to “one-up” them by saying how they have it worse.

“My dad hit me yesterday”
“Oh yeah? Well at least you have a dad.”

“Bro stop pulling a Syd..”

by Carneneshow March 31, 2021

Pulling a syd

When you tease a girl so much she loses interest

"Do you like me"?
"you smell bad"!
"bro why are you pulling a syd

by Dinkydonker September 15, 2022

Pulling a JoJo

A better, more polite way to saw a random asspull that somehow works.

Jo: Oh my goodness, Dan's gonna get detention for missing homework.
Billy: nah, he'll end up pulling a JoJo again!

by Procrafter October 04, 2020

Pulling a Jojo

To jerk off/masturbate in a call with multiple people while muted.

Guys my fault I was pulling a Jojo

by RealFortniteNiggaBalls February 17, 2024

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus May 30, 2010