National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Hickey Day (Feb 19th)

National Hickey Day: February 19th. An annual extravaganza of affectionate yet slightly embarrassing displays of love, dedicated to the ancient art of giving and receiving hickeys. Conceived in 2023 by the illustriously passionate Sven Patzer, #NationalHickeyDay is a day where necks become canvases, and love bites reign supreme. So, whether you're a hickey connoisseur or a first-timer, get ready to pucker up and leave your mark on this heartfelt holiday!

Mark planted a gentle kiss on Jane’s neck for the beginning of National Hickey Day (Feb 19th), the yearly February 19th Extravaganza.

by Hickey Fiend May 1, 2024

National Mohammad Day

You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad

“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021

Panthers..nation

Best panthers fan ever and has great TikTok edits

Panthers..nation is the the best TikToker ever

by Clutchylol July 26, 2021

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.

Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023

national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever

Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us

by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021