Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

chew off

To scream or insult/offend repeatedly at somebody.

He often chew off his partners when they do something wrong.

by 4ndr0meda January 16, 2017

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

Arcing Off

When you hook up a "TENS" electro-therapy unit to your nads and taint, crank the setting to max and jerk off to completion.

ive just been staying at home "arcing off"

by JD BY-RYDER September 16, 2025

Lunching Off

When it's around lunch time at work so you stop working, but you're also not eating lunch.

Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."

by ten nine? June 10, 2020

Gator-Off

Gatorade and Smirnoff. A drink invented by a hardass wannabe who thought it'd be cool to lose braincells and gain electrolytes at the same time.

I downed some Gator-Off at homecoming, impressed?

by Fagalot October 12, 2009