When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.
Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
by Playilan July 5, 2020
Get the off-white privilegemug. by pseudonym_deez_nutz June 18, 2025
Get the Arthur Roll Offmug. 1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
by shakka July 13, 2013
Get the sauna-offmug. Masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018
Get the Mashing offmug. by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023
Get the gone off nectarinemug. Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism
Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020
Get the Fuck offmug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug.