National booty pic day

Send a booty pic to ruin nnn November 3rd

Yo i cant wait for national booty pic day

by Her futer manz November 3, 2020

National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 28, 2019

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

National Hug Day

A day where you hug friends and potential friends, family, and other loved ones. Every day is National hug day!

Homie 1: Bro you know what today is?
Homie 2: What’s today bro?
Homie 1: National Hug Day bro, bing it in. And so is tomorrow bro.

by Lhuv Yuu November 21, 2019