Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

dried off

Getting beat in a fight really really bad

Person 1: "have you seen the footage from the Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield fight?"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"

by rustypotat May 5, 2024

fuck off

FUCK OFF!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

by FUCK OFF!!!! April 7, 2017

gone off chicken curry

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021