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White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.
A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.
by Yamade November 23, 2021
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When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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White Knuckler

When Victor grabs his penis and squeezes too tight, thus, causing his knuckles to turn white.
by Jokurtil August 6, 2019
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Sanctimonious White Boomer

SWB - (North America) A white person identifying with the Baby Boomer generation who interjects their opinion in agreement with the majority in order to appear more righteous than they actually are. This often occurs with liberals discussing matters of race.
*Black guy, to gatekeeper*: You’re denying me entrance to the plane because I’m too late? What about all those other people entering?
*Woman behind black guy*: this seems racist.
*Gatekeeper*: It is.
*Sanctimonious White Boomer, commenting online in agreement with the vast majority of the tweeters)*: those of us reading this will not forget this!
by QAnonymoose December 19, 2022
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White Lotus’d

When a straight man willingly has sex with a gay man in exchange for benefit and/or financial gain.
Him: “Hey man. I know how much you make. How did you afford this?”

You: “ I White Lotus’d this dude a few times. It was worth it.”
by Goatsandsnack November 4, 2023
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Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.
He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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