sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 04, 2018

Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.

We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter

by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 08, 2018

Off fell

Better way to say fell off

Jayesh off fell so hard

by Offtothewhy May 19, 2022

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 07, 2022

Pulled off a Mighty

Doing something so bad that you get banned instantly off a community you are in.

You heard about mighty?
No, why.
He said the n word again and got banned permanently

I guess he Pulled off a Mighty

by This Guy Is NOT The September 24, 2023

Off smirk

To stop smiling or to instanly become infuriated

I went off smirk when Sitie told me that she wunna break up wit me

by _broski_101 December 27, 2022