Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 14, 2023

Pulling-a-Kronos

Pulling a Kronos happens when a male ejaculates into the palm of his hand and swallows his children.

After one too many beers at the bar Benny told his friends he sometimes likes to jack off into his hand and eat his cum, he likes Pulling-a-Kronos.

by Lord Carl Von Van Der Dick February 15, 2023

Pulling a Daisy

To hide and secretly eat during an online meeting.

He! Why is Bernard’s camera switched off? Oh he is hungry and he is pulling a Daisy. Ahh bon appetite Bernard!

by Sebbyfly February 17, 2023

Pulled a JT

The act of caving under pressure

They fucking pulled a JT

by Wastedbro February 17, 2023

Pulling A TJ

TJ also known as G3 or Gerald Glen Gilbertson the third (father of the fourth) is a mildy racist man and when you pull a TJ you're being racist but not too racist.

"Of course the black guys winning the basket ball game" "Hey stop pulling a TJ"

by SytherWD February 20, 2023

pull a pablo

to pull a pablo means to commit suicide, mostly by shooting yourself. Source from Tiktok

My girlfriend broke up with me, I think I might pull a pablo

by Riki_tiki_tavi February 20, 2023

Pulling a ShitFuck

“Pulling a ShitFuck” is another term for leading someone to suicide, coined after the discord user ShitFuck led someone to suicide.

Alex: yo man, what do you think of Jen?

Jonah: I think I’m pulling a ShitFuck on her.

by Fjfjfbffb February 20, 2023