Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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Get the Virgoæn National News mug.April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.
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Get the National titty pic day mug.National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
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Get the national lying about getting sexually assaulted day mug.If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*
by Kloepetr April 7, 2021
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