A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
Get the Kansas City Hand-offmug. A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
Get the Joe Jerk Offmug. Checced off is an adverb defining the practice of not engaging in activity in which others are engaging in. Can also be used to describe someone’s physical and mental state.
Those gompys were at the bar so I had to go checc off at home.
Did you hear Danisha checced off at the music festival?
Did you hear Danisha checced off at the music festival?
by PaidGomp June 29, 2022
Get the Checced offmug. When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016
Get the pissed-off-fade-away movemug. by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023
Get the gone off sun creammug. by lyoshica October 9, 2020
Get the buss offmug. 