National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

National Kiss A Friend Day

go kiss that friend of yours.

he/she is waiting...

Hey bro remember my friend Ashley? The fine one

Yea bro I do. What about it?

It is National Kiss A Friend Day so ima take my chance.

by anonymous881638271 March 24, 2021

National 2019 fanpage

National 2019 fanpage day is a day where all the fanpages will go back to the old times on June 24th

Are you excited to change our pfps for national 2019 fanpage day?

by National fanpage day March 25, 2021

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

National no hating

It’s when you can’t hate on anyone or you get banned on tiktok or any social media and if you do it in irl remember your a bad person

Emma:guess what?
Bully:what?
Emma : it’s national no hating day so you can’t be rude

Bully:ugh whatever

by I eat kids March 27, 2021

National Jenny day

National Jenny day is when you celebrate having a friend called Jenny.

Things you can do on national Jenny day e.g. through her off a cliff

by Yourlocalwinkeface March 27, 2021

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021