Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 06, 2023
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Zach; he is a berry handsome guy he is dating a beautiful girl named Ansley he goes to innovation middle school and likes to respect and show love to his known ones once again he is dating a girl named ansley witch he says he can not live without he is related to Kanye West and like to sing Jennifer by Trinidad cardona. He might be very cringe and embarrassing at times like this 😂 but he is Zach and Zach is awesome
Zach is awesome
by Shehshndjdj November 14, 2018
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Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls
by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024
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Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.
by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021
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Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.
by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021
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Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude
by Sad_gummybear July 08, 2021
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A person cooler and better than rhynda.
Zach is very coolio.
by zachywackylol June 06, 2022
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