Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.

by Windy Frank June 06, 2024

The Wind Catcher

When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.

Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.

by tels January 05, 2010

trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 07, 2024

wind high

When u breath so much wind u feel like u on cloud nine

Man I had so much wind am on cloud nine u must be wind high

by Chowan1999201706 October 18, 2017

It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.

by aphoenix2023 September 03, 2023

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd April 20, 2018

Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.

"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."

by GuapAchmed August 24, 2023