Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake
Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.
by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 04, 2024
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Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 28, 2023
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Pussy Weasel

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol
by cartuneist April 01, 2022
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Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.
by Duckdog39 October 19, 2019
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