A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

by ah1124 April 2, 2019

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
by Rager October 21, 2015

Euphemism for masturbation.
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
by Selsie December 15, 2021

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
