Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

by im bjorn June 22, 2019

Flash Walk

Flash Walk, a new term combining the recent phenomena of Flash Mob with the established fashion practice of Cat Walk

First completed by The Spirit of the Black Dress in Melbourne, ten models converged on Federation Square for a spontaneous Flash Walk.

by David_Squires March 1, 2010

digestion walk

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.

My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.

by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014

npc walk

A form of npc energy in which someone wanders around aimlessly until someone talks to them or they stop and repeat the cycle in an endless loop.

She just kind of wandered around my apartment, channeling her inner npc walk.

by Breadboi September 7, 2019

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010

death walk

When lead singer of Panic! At The Disco Brendon Urie walks through the audience of his live shows while singing Death of a Bachelor to interact with fans

(the death walk might stop do to fans kissing and licking him)

At the concert last night I hugged Brendon during the "death walk" it was the best experience of my life!
Wow really I wish I could've gone!

by Sinner February 2, 2019

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011