wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.

I like to go on a wagon ride.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.

Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Wagon

A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.

Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.

Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon

by Embawemba100 October 12, 2022

schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021