Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018

Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.

Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."

by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011

coco vag

when a girl eats dark chocolate in excessive amounts and her vag aquires a chocolatey taste

that girl had a coco vag, it was great

by dr greg December 16, 2008

Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.

I'm gonna vag tuck that dude over there

by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011

Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking

Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag

by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025

bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.

She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022