tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
by StealsyourstereO April 10, 2006
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Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.
Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro
by papajohnstoe October 22, 2019
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Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.
by Yo yo you........ March 20, 2012
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When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.
"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."
by DG7205 October 29, 2020
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shoulder toss

When your tounge gets tired so you use your should to finsh.
My tounge was so tired I had to shoulder toss that puss
by Khalifaakk February 14, 2016
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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 03, 2018
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Tossed My Sketti

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.
by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021
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