Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 28, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Knocked over

Knocking midgets over with the grill of a truck.

I knocked over a midget over like a spare in bowling

by Half stop July 29, 2022

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick

Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...

by shrimpjuice July 15, 2011

Cock knock

An annoying person or jerky bastard

She’s a cock knock she’s always like “Knock knock” it’s Aimee and I’m here for ALL THE COCK

by Jay2021 September 12, 2021