dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

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Tom Bridges

Son of Vicki. Prefers men. Boils meat in bags.

“Dude, you really went to town on that guy last night.” “Yea I put his meat in a bag and boiled him until well done. I’m a total Tom Bridges”

by Wayne Dazey May 30, 2022

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Valhalla bridge

When a man gives a woman head and the girl squeezes his head so hard the man can lift her whole hip, butt and lower back off the bed like she’s doing a bridge without her feet touching the ground. Name inspired by the quote “To die in battle or between the thighs of a woman, will welcome you into the halls of Valhalla.”

they did the valhalla bridge

by zo alan June 02, 2025

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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

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