tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 10, 2006

Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.

Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro

by papajohnstoe October 22, 2019

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ March 20, 2012

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 29, 2020

toss the fat around

To spread Cisco or some kind of oil on your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Bro last night I toss the fat around, the dog has never been happier.

by Sir_snarffy January 25, 2024

toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty

by badjuju666 January 26, 2024

arabian salad toss

When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)

What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.

Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!

by sn0wb411 December 30, 2009