Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."

by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.

Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.

by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024

Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.

Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win

by BabyLayla December 13, 2019

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

smurf

dick in a box

i dont know nigga smurf

by CANUTEDOESMINECRAFT June 30, 2019

psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 13, 2022

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019