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Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.
"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018
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Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.
“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”
by Fluverrr December 15, 2021
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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Smurf

-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
by GIJOE October 26, 2012
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shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
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Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."
by Lee1965 February 20, 2015
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Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.
by Seb1245 March 14, 2025
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