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I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling the policemug.

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
mugGet the Pregnancy policemug.

Transition Police

'Transition police' is used to describe people who gate-keep other people's transitions from one sexual orientation to another. The LGBT community favors access, and inclusion, and is not a restrictive community. It supports liberation. Transition police often try to restrict access, and decide whether other people can belong to the sexual identity that they have chosen for themselves.
Andrew: How was last night?

Megan: I thought I was lesbian, but now, I think I might be Bi.

Andrew: Well, you can't just say that because you had a great time Provo-Soaking with Ozi...

Megan: Quit being transition police!

Andrew: Oops! My bad.
by anonymous November 24, 2022
mugGet the Transition Policemug.

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night
Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”
by DankestNight March 17, 2023
mugGet the Callin the policemug.

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Andy saw police
by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.
Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
mugGet the Ethos policingmug.

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