“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

Lewis is a name of many meaning, To be named this already makes you one of the best people alive; alongside their incredible beauty and intelligence. Lewis are normally very popular and likeable. However get on the wrong side of a lewis and they will eat you.
Hey lewis!
by Tgs R Bots August 28, 2019

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023

Really fucking hot. -Joey
by Joey is hot September 9, 2021
