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elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to
by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016
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elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016
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white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!
I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!
by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016
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Elephant Herders

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"
by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018
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Elephant-cartwheel

The act of bending ones own penis into ones own asshole.
Perv: Man I got so horney that my elephant did a cartwheel.
Friend: what’s an elephant-cartwheel?
by Rkellyspee February 6, 2018
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elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
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elephant sanctuary

A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.
I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.
by Benoit Balls January 23, 2017
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