Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
by claiming June 18, 2011
Get the Bro-Texmug. when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night
Restaurant
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick
by kykymot January 1, 2012
Get the bro sickmug. A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
by ravie December 2, 2013
Get the heritage bromug. by rocketboy572 August 25, 2020
Get the Over Broingmug. A new breed of "Bros" whom sprang up around 2004.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.
The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.
The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.
Mall Bros Usually wear some sort of new area hat and have pierced ears with the ever so popular diamond earings.
All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).
Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.
All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).
Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.
by KRSS December 27, 2007
Get the Mall Bromug. A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
by Fourbroko November 29, 2010
Get the Bro Summitmug. Fiercely bonded, a GoPro bro will always help a bro set up their GoPros to capture their broventures. Bros always be making sick videos and sharing their gnarly spills and thrills to bros all over the world. There's an old saying that marines say to each other, never leave a man behind, there are several classic movies like this, Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, well the GoPro bro is one in the same, never leaving a bro alone with a GoPro, always there, forever, endlessly helping, the GoPro bro realize their brotastic and awesome GoPro brospereinces. GoPro bros forever.
That GoPro Bro over there issure having a ball capturing there sick hacky sack tricks with his other GoPro bros. I wish I could be a GoPro bro one day.
by NonetMinusOne January 8, 2015
Get the GoPro Bromug.