Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010

Toy Story Buttgasm

An orgasm through the butt achieved while watching Toy Story.

Woody: We've got to do something about this!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!

by crashandburnofficial June 29, 2010

Friend Love Story

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended

Did You See That Friend Love Story

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

story time?" and "crop?

when a person gives oral sex to a man and receives anal after it.

Hey Tyrone look at that bitch in the comments saying "story time?" and "crop?" he must suck dick!

by darktalk April 1, 2022

Toy Story 3

a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.

John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.

by simoneasaursrex June 24, 2011

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

True Story Bro

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.

Person B: ...

by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010